Today’s not a particularly creative day for me, so whoever reads this post might be sorely disappointed. I’m allowed to have off days.
Across an exceptionally large body of pacifist H20, Valentine’s day is going on. This is the day where all the GE players truly show how desperate they are for nookie, love/respect or just a box of crappy chocolate in their name. Technically, this is about 16-17 hours into the future, and my god, does it look terrible. Another day where Yggdharasil tries to be funny, but ends up spurting out something incomprehensible and unimaginative (I’ll tackle the rest of her article when I get back on the metaphor-tram.) The rest of the vocal community is content with spitting out idiotic platitudes about love, effectively plagiarizing and undermining the value of their creators. If I wanted to know about love, I would’ve google’d it by now. Oh yeah, sex, but that’s natural. We’re all basement-dwellers here, please refrain on jumping on your soap-box and screaming about your date, which is probably the family cat.
As odd as this might seem, this sense of disgust does not stem from loneliness or a lack of vagina. It’s much more shallow than that. A lot of people on my server present themselves like genuine retards, plain and simple. Whenever there’s an event or a holiday, it’s the cognitive equivalent of the Holocaust. Really, this would not be happening if Sword of the New World wasn’t so poorly managed, but it is, so I have to stick with… You guys.
Secretly, I love you all. Granted, my love includes plenty of verbal abuse, but it’s there. You all keep me entertained, excitied and eager to maintain my account in sGE. Even Ygg, who hasn’t given me her pics yet, mind you. Still, I can’t help but feel like I’m taking a lot of crap from you guys. You and your messed up GE economy and inability to offer a goddamn price. The fact that anybody would let me trade a DHR for an ATP clearly shows that sGE is comprised of nothing but stuck-up assholes.
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